party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You made out with two different species that night
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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