your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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