Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
