chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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