i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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