Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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