found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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