So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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