I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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