Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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