Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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