you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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