Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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