i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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