i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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