Are we in a gay sports bar?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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