that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Randomize
