You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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