this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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