You're so nebulous sometimes
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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