Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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