I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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