she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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