porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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