the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
