I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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