i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
birth control should be required to get into college
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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