does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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