I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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