You're my little dorito
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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