She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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