No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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