I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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