I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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