I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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