can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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