oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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