she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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