what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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