I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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