Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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