Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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