you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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