Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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