In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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