no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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