plz talk dirty to me
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You can't just leave with hair like that
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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