All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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