I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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