so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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