Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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