How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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