Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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