I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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