If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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