yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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