he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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