went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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