Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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